sometimes I’m like “my therapist doesn’t really tell me anything I don’t already know” but then I remember that I used to eat scrambled eggs every single morning because I hated them but I hated them less than I hate all other breakfast food on weekdays (don’t @ me waffles are a weekend food and they Do Not start me on a productive path) and my therapist said, “why not eat a lunch food?”
and I said, “explain”
and she said, “you know you’re allowed to eat whatever food you want in the morning. you are not bound by law to the traditional american breakfast.”
my father’s insurance pays a hundred dollars an hour for a woman to give me permission to eat a pb&j at six in the morning
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Things that give me anxiety
I’m biting my lip from making a smart comment
*sext to yo man*
I mean☕️🌚 someone gon have to say it eventually…
SCREAMING
Someone please say it
I’m done…..lolol….this is true but I’m done
Yall triflin lmfao
😈🌚….
Lol this is hilarious
I don’t get it😩
The suspense is killing me 😂
Lmaooo
Y'all need to stop 😂😂😂
Reblogging again for the shade, but the truth is backed by health science LMAO
So ain’t nobody gonna actually say it 😂😂
Don’t you dare fuckin say it.
This is a concept fa dat ass.
I’m holding my breath about to pop!!! Don’t y'all dare!
Actually the fact that no one has said it makes it better. I’ll wait………….. watch for it to come back around
gah damn i love tumblr so much
Lmao !!!
*internally screams out answer*
Who gwaan say it? Who gwaan say it? Who gwaan say it? 😂😂😂😂
lmfaooo why do I live for posts like these though?
Ha the last one
I’ve reblogged this for weeks and still nothing…SENSATIONAL
Just followed all y'all cuz we all know the answer, but holding it like the secret Krabby Pattie Formular
somebody please say it 😩
noooooOOOOOAP
After all this, no body gonna say anything 😂😂
And the wait continues
Omfg
lmao!! Fact… Keep it going!!!
SHIT, I’LL SAY IT
LMAOO I LOVE THIS
👀🤔
Here for this
Oh Lord do I ever want to
we all like…
(via encourage)
GUYS GUYS GUYS IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS A DREAM THIS IS A GIFT STRAIGHT FROM HEAVEN I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
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- me: i wont get jealous
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me: fuck
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